Meet the Patrons
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LagersMarilyn The Moviestar – Blonde Lager
$30.40 – $62.00Marilyn is used to the finer things In life…Like diamonds, vip soirées and champagne. But when it’s time to…
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AlesMartha The Motormouth – APA
$30.40 – $62.00Martha is more unapologetically american than Hulk Hogan singing the star spangled banner on superbowl sunday. She…
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LagersBarney the Barfly – NZ Lager
$30.40 – $62.00After a long day doing whatever it is that he does, Barney craves a thirst-quenching lager that just hits the spot…
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Dark BeersHarry the Hipster – Stout
$30.40 – $62.00Man bun hiding under beanie? Check. Round frame glasses? Check…
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AlesJosh the Jester – IPA
$30.40 – $62.00Every great comedian knows that wetting your whistle helps the punchlines land…
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AlesGary the Grouch – British Ale
$30.40 – $62.00Noisy neighbours. Reality TV. Slow drivers… There’s an endless list of things Gary doesn’t like…
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Ales
Brenda The Backpacker – Celtic Red Ale
Brenda Left Her Quaint Village In The Irish Counties To Chase An Endless Summer Down Under…
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Ales
Eddie The Enigma – Hazy Pale Ale
Everyone knows him but does anybody really know him? Rumours abound…
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Dark Beers
Manu the Mystic – Smoked Porter
In the darkest, smokiest corner of the bar sits the very embodiment of effortless cool…
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Ales
Paco the Playboy – Classic Cream Brazilian Ale
Paco arrived on a work visa nine years ago and never left. By day he gives deep tissue massages and surf lessons…
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Lagers
Piripi the Professional – NZ Pilsner
Don’t be fooled by his refined looks, pete is as kiwi as a sausage on white bread…
